Signs You'll Find Funnier than the Last Batch I Put Up:)

Here are more funny signs! If you liked the first post I made, you'll love this one!

This would be a nice sign for a Nuclear Power Plant. 

Yeah, they teach cows how to read now. AND follow directions. 

Save the cockroaches! For God's sake man!

GO HOME AND MASTURBATE you lazies!

Wait.. Right should be...  

Does anybody detect desperation? Anyone?

NO! NO F*CKING HERE! I SAID NO!

The sign never mentioned getting mauled by a Zebra.

Please, we're tired of picking up after your trash/bodies. 

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9 World's Stupidest Signs

You pay after you die. We accept checks and all major credit cards. 

Seriously, I saw him practicing on a cat the other day. 

The sign has some sense. 

Hell, yeah!

Ohhh, look at this curved yellow fruit! But I think it's called a 'banana'. Duh!

This sign has a feeling of self preservation. 

What a helpful sign. 

Now that you've mentioned it... I think I'm coming in. 

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Church Signs

Gawdam! Oops.

Kids, stop praying to Santa.

Toll charges apply. 

From: oddee.com

Beach Signs

Wet floor? The beach? NO!

"Honey, I think we have to kiss or people will start staring!"

This is a beach, but DO NOT do anything here. 

Yeah, I know it's harsh but at least the owner's honest. 

From: oddee.com